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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

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The Pittsburgh G20 Photo Gallery: Starbucks, Bus Haters, Buddha, Jesus, Arctic Foxes, Children Ready To Die

TEEN WOLF PARADE?Beautiful downtown Pittsburgh is preparing for the G20 onslaught in every way imaginable. We will also get to see, unfortunately, how the protests on the left are as scattershot and inchoate as this summer's town hall protests have been from the right. This here, for instance, is the kind of sophisticated commentary about Sarah Palin, arctic wolves, or foxes, or whatever, and also international super-prisons hat is actually coherent when you are high but makes you look like a huge moronic spaz in public while you are coming down.

Pittsburgh Starbucks
Live from beautiful downtown Pittsburgh.... well, don't try and get a grande latte, world leaders! Don't try anything in fact. Da Picksburgh is ready for you.

A BIG BANNER!Well, Greenpeace has arrived! They are the kings of making really big banners. That is one big banner!

CHILD SACRIFICEThe highlight of the G20 will be the mowing down of adorable children.

BUDDHIST THOUGHTSSome people would like the world to know that some obscure Buddhist prophet is going to save you, even though Buddhists don't recruit, except I guess they do.

SENSIBLE CHRISTIANSSome people who like Jesus are not crazy loons!

INTERNATIONAL BIKE LANES NEEDEDThese people would like some international bike lanes installed across the Atlantic or something.

A HAIKUThe streets are adorned with poetry!

BOARD IT UPAnd boards.

I HATE THIS BUSOn one thing we can all agree: buses SUCK. They suck so hard. Screw you, buses! Take back the buses, the night does not belong to buses!

23 Comments / Post A Comment

fek
fek (#93)

Pittsburgh. More like Shittsburgh.

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

More like fek you!

fek
fek (#93)

fek me? fek you. actually, no. fek = me.

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Is that a political statement or some Furries getting their rocks off? Actually ... either way I am heading to Pittsburgh.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

It's part of the weird hipster phenomenon of giant animal heads...
http://www.datehole.com/2007/06/07/off-topic-how-donnie-darko-changed-music/

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

The Residents were pioneers in so many ways ....

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

One of the proposed ordinances would cite people for wearing a mask or other face concealment with the "intent" to commit an unlawful act.

http://www.pittsburghcitypaper.ws/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A68398

simonlcupcake
simonlcupcake (#515)

What organization are the non-insane Jesus people from? They're sort of heartwarming.

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

The fact that you said "beautiful downtown Pittsburgh" twice. You really think it's beautiful, right?

Renate
Renate (#360)

So they decided to board up the empty storefronts? I have decided to only take pictures of carnage and civil unrest...looks like I'll be sitting home the rest of the week. The Huggables don't look like they're going to be getting up to much from what I've seen so far.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Okay I will give this to the Right: they are pros at forming a coherent, legible message and disseminating it to a populace that can barely be bothered to read anything multi-syllabic.

The left really needs to focus when it comes to protests on doing the same.

I mean, you're protesting G20 and you've got some Maitreya bullshit, climate change, et al.

Hone the message and address the specifics - be topical, succint, and maybe come up with some tea-party gimmick that sells on the six o' clock news; otherwise it's too easy to let people like Bill O'Reilly call you a bunch of hippie wackos.

Maevemealone
Maevemealone (#968)

My dad, who is semi retired and has almost no reason to go to his office, is working everyday this week in eager anticipation of all hell breaking loose downtown. He's got front row seats to the potential chaos and isn't about to miss one second of it if the protesters decide to start storming the barricades.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

your dad sounds awesome.

Maevemealone
Maevemealone (#968)

Pretty much. I haven't seen him this giddy since I don't even know when. I usually live in downtown Brooklyn and he always encourages me to attend to every mob (preferably Gotti, but is there any other?) trial happening at the Federal Courthouse across the street: "Get there early for good seats! Mob trials are the best show in town!"

simonlcupcake
simonlcupcake (#515)

My friends in Pittsburgh have been referring to the G20 as "Project Mayhem" for months in anticipation.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Could dude with the BIKE LANES sign even be bothered? Jesus buddy, that think looks like it has a duck head, not a seat. Is that he acid trip bike lane you want?

CaptainFantastic

The duck head is the seat? I thought that was the handlebars and the other thing (duckling head?) was the seat. Also, the depicted bike isn't steerable.

Mindpowered
Mindpowered (#948)

It's a representation of the alien head off Independence Day. Nor is it pedalable.

CaptainFantastic

Worst drawing of a bicycle ever.

Matt
Matt (#26)

How has no one mentioned the word "yinz" yet? "Yinz" is like "first!" in internet comments about Pittsburgh on sites that usually do not talk about Pittsburgh. I answered my own question?

Dr. Spaceman
Dr. Spaceman (#1,211)

It's like a farmer's market of earnest pet causes.

jfruh
jfruh (#713)

Guys, Pittsburg really is beautiful. It's set on all these hills and surrounded by rivers and now that the steel industry is dead that smell is gone!

Also, why is the Matreiya person surrounded by Kazakh, Guyanese, and Dutch flags?

mgmt.
mgmt. (#1,497)

ok, first off we don't really say "yinz" besides ironically anymore. also ifruh, don't forget the "h" at the end of pittsburgh. we're kind of sensitive about that.

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