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Abe Sauer on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

Abe Sauer — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:52:58 +0000

Gayness is weird.

valet of the dolls on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

valet of the dolls — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:12:14 +0000

No, Hez, I was speaking in terms of Canadian homosexualists. (I've seen a few Vancouver fashion week events myself, and I'm aware that their actual designs are not even close to the worst...)

kitten_witawip on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

kitten_witawip — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:48:57 +0000

Though I am currently watch a Frank Sinatra movie called "The Detective" in which William Windham just said the line "I felt more guilty being a homosexual than a murderer". So maybe Frankie is your guy.

kitten_witawip on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

kitten_witawip — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:44:35 +0000

It might help to walk like John Wayne and change your screen name to The Duke.

kitten_witawip on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

kitten_witawip — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:43:34 +0000

I've loved him since "Bernard and the Genie"

oudemia on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

oudemia — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:31:42 +0000

A young and handsome friend of mine ran into him somewhere like Hiro and apparently Mr. Cumming was in fact extremely sweet and asked to take his picture.

HiredGoons on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

HiredGoons — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:14:45 +0000

Yeah, I had a G&T in my hand, turned around and he was like face to face with me. I was like: "oh, it's you." He was like: "yes, it is." He's sweet.

Hez on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

Hez — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:01:16 +0000

Coinkydinkly, I ran into Alan Cumming at a Vancouver fashion show this summer and he granted me a lovely interview. He is indeed the best gayest (I say this only because I have not yet met Choire!).

Hez on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

Hez — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:56:37 +0000

Oh, please, honey. As one who's been to several years' worth of Vancouver Fashion Week, IT CAN (AND DOES) GET SO MUCH WORSE. That joyless peen flash was a Kubrickian masterstroke compared to some of the excrementally bad things I've seen there. My retinas are thisclose to quitting me for good.

HiredGoons on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

HiredGoons — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:11:53 +0000

ha, I ran into Alan Cumming at Eastern Bloc a few months ago.

valet of the dolls on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

valet of the dolls — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:03:51 +0000

It really can't get worse, can it? These two make Toller Cranston look like a model of decorum and restraint...

iplaudius on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

iplaudius — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:50:32 +0000

Apparently, I cannot post an image. The boring flaccid thing in all its non-glory can be found here: http://iplaudius.com/img/dsquared_peenflash.png

iplaudius on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

iplaudius — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:49:23 +0000

oudemia on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

oudemia — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:49:17 +0000

Conversely, the best gayest perfume ad: Alan Cumming on Cumming: "Cumming is . . ." (The scent is really terrific, too.)

iplaudius on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

iplaudius — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:49:08 +0000

Let’s save everyone the trouble:

iplaudius on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

iplaudius — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:45:53 +0000

Those two apparently began their career being molested ensemble by old industry perverts. Glad to see the cycle of life continues.

Dr. Spaceman on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

Dr. Spaceman — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:36:20 +0000

Wow, Tron 2.0 went in a really different creative direction, didn't it?

CousinOliver on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

CousinOliver — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:31:40 +0000

I love the bestial sniffing that Tweedledee does at 0.27. It's a good look for him!

wiilliiaamm on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

wiilliiaamm — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:30:43 +0000

Thanks to viewing that video I will be speaking through a clenched jaw for the rest of the day. By choosing a clenched jaw it reduces the chances that I will beat senseless the first homo I come across....which would be me. And I stopped doing that years and years ago. But this...this is....(jaw clenched). GRRRRRR.

HiredGoons on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

HiredGoons — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:27:11 +0000

Ode to George Hamilton.

mathnet on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

mathnet — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:26:05 +0000

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josh_speed on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

josh_speed — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:18:53 +0000

Experiencing gay Canadian shame. Flame away: it can't get worse... These two are like trained monkeys with fragrance licensing rights.

Hez on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

Hez — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:18:31 +0000

That was the most joyless peen flash I've had in a while. (But it's only Friday.)

chrissth on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

chrissth — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:12:44 +0000

I'm pretty sure I just saw peen.

HiredGoons on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

HiredGoons — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:10:10 +0000

I am a HATER of this.

WindowSeat on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

WindowSeat — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:05:09 +0000

On the plus side, my Twincest fetish is cured!

CaptainFantastic on The Gayest Video Ever Made!

CaptainFantastic — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:59:26 +0000

Please crosspost to Deadspin.