Wow, this new fashion week video made by/starring aging Canadian designer twins Dan and Dean Caten, sort of gives homos, Canadians and the fashion industry a bad name. (Also? Italians! Their real last name is Catenacci.) I am cringing.
Friday, September 11, 2009
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Please crosspost to Deadspin.
On the plus side, my Twincest fetish is cured!
I am a HATER of this.
I'm pretty sure I just saw peen.
That was the most joyless peen flash I've had in a while. (But it's only Friday.)
Let’s save everyone the trouble:
Apparently, I cannot post an image. The boring flaccid thing in all its non-glory can be found here:
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Experiencing gay Canadian shame. Flame away: it can't get worse... These two are like trained monkeys with fragrance licensing rights.
It really can't get worse, can it?
These two make Toller Cranston look like a model of decorum and restraint...
Oh, please, honey. As one who's been to several years' worth of Vancouver Fashion Week, IT CAN (AND DOES) GET SO MUCH WORSE.
That joyless peen flash was a Kubrickian masterstroke compared to some of the excrementally bad things I've seen there. My retinas are thisclose to quitting me for good.
No, Hez, I was speaking in terms of Canadian homosexualists. (I've seen a few Vancouver fashion week events myself, and I'm aware that their actual designs are not even close to the worst...)
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Ode to George Hamilton.
Thanks to viewing that video I will be speaking through a clenched jaw for the rest of the day.
By choosing a clenched jaw it reduces the chances that I will beat senseless the first homo I come across....which would be me. And I stopped doing that years and years ago.
But this...this is....(jaw clenched). GRRRRRR.
It might help to walk like John Wayne and change your screen name to The Duke.
Though I am currently watch a Frank Sinatra movie called "The Detective" in which William Windham just said the line "I felt more guilty being a homosexual than a murderer". So maybe Frankie is your guy.
I love the bestial sniffing that Tweedledee does at 0.27. It's a good look for him!
Wow, Tron 2.0 went in a really different creative direction, didn't it?
Those two apparently began their career being molested ensemble by old industry perverts. Glad to see the cycle of life continues.
Conversely, the best gayest perfume ad: Alan Cumming on Cumming: "Cumming is . . ." (The scent is really terrific, too.)
ha, I ran into Alan Cumming at Eastern Bloc a few months ago.
Coinkydinkly, I ran into Alan Cumming at a Vancouver fashion show this summer and he granted me a lovely interview. He is indeed the best gayest (I say this only because I have not yet met Choire!).
Yeah, I had a G&T in my hand, turned around and he was like face to face with me.
I was like: "oh, it's you."
He was like: "yes, it is."
He's sweet.
A young and handsome friend of mine ran into him somewhere like Hiro and apparently Mr. Cumming was in fact extremely sweet and asked to take his picture.
I've loved him since "Bernard and the Genie"
Gayness is weird.