I'm trying my best, but I'm am having an extremely hard time pulling anything out of this day. I mean, Jesus, snakes with one leg? Giant man-eating birds? Malcolm Gladwell, seducer extraordinaire? EVERYTHING SEEMS WRONG. Maybe I have swine flu. I'm gonna put my head down on the desk and... well, that's as far as I've gotten.
Monday, September 14, 2009
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Three guesses, first two don't count, which of the three is an actual Freak of Nature.
Lady Gaga will be wearing that to the Grammys
Perez Hilton will be dating that next week
Beyonce will feature it in her next video (which is miles away better than Taylor Swift....according to another snake)
Nice photo of evolution at work.
I have to admit I chuckled at the "Schtupping Point."
The snake is just a dinodon rufozonatum that ate a lizard that was too big and its leg popped out of his belly. Poor guy.
http://images.google.com/images?q=dinodon+rufozonatum
Just being servicey.
I have no explanation for Malcolm Gladwell...
Don't want today? Then flip the switch negative on today.
That snake has big thighs.
Just sayin'.
She is a total FUGS cow.
Nice post, Alex!
You lie! You are trying to take advantage of my low self-esteem today so I will post the Twilight trailer or something. NOT BUYING IT.
This is how the laying-down game starts...
Ann Coulter's looking good.