IN CASE YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT HERE.
Okay, this is magical. LOOK: CHAIRS.
AND NOW LOOK: PEOPLE! We have to ask, when you heard that there was going to be a White House Flickr Feed, did you ever imagine its potential to be quite this cock-hardening? (No, you didn't.)
And now here's Pete Souza filming someone, filming the president. At least three more years of this, people.
The good news, if Obama gets a second term, Pete Souza will probably start vlogging.
Joe Biden made this ALL BY HIMSELF.
NOT IN THE HOUSE! (Like we said. Theme of the presidency.)
Previously: A Trip Around The World VIsiting Tiny Evil Horny And/Or Kenyan Men
Social A's last week, and now this! What did we do to deserve such good fortune?
Majestic as always.
I wonder what all the '#'s are for on Barry's teleprompter - is it reminding him to start banging his fist on the podium?
Or is it number wang?
A sort of subtle cue to start cursing?
it's a Soviet trigger device.
I love these so much. Great work Ana Marie and Jason (and the rest of the Awl)
"If only there was a bust of Lincoln, to add some majesty."
Or a FOOTBALL.
I might have underestimated the cock-hardening potential, yes.
This column is my most favorite. (Sorry Emily and the guy who writes about gardening.)
If it included a shot of Obama on AF1 playing a handheld Galaxian 2 - for people on the go! - it would be just about perfect.
Did anyone else wonder if someone checked the structural integrity of the railing above the Grand Canyon before Obama leaned upon it? (The first thing I do on a hotel balcony is give the railing a stiff shake.)
Not that I need to spell it often, but I never knew how to spell 'hooptie' - thanks you guys!
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