A powerful moment, as Barack Obama finally forgives Sidney Poitier for directing GHOST DAD.
Here's Stephen Hawking, politely declining to mock the wretched fucking health care in America.
To be fair, it really shouldn't require a teleprompter to remind Obama of the name of the lady he nominated to the Supreme Court.
Pete Souza stalks Obama in the Bushes, and discovers he's taken the class outside for the day! Yay for the czars!
Robert Gibbs didn't want to have class outside though! He always thinks he sees some weirdo, lurking in the bushes!
"Jesus. This dump could really use a touch up. Wonder who their contractor is?"
President Calderon shows Obama Mexico's universal health care program.
Off to fight crime, in Mexico!
Most awkward second date ever!
The longest tequila tour continues. But look: GREEN SHOOTS!
Social A's last week, and now this! What did we do to deserve such good fortune?
Majestic as always.
I wonder what all the '#'s are for on Barry's teleprompter - is it reminding him to start banging his fist on the podium?
Or is it number wang?
A sort of subtle cue to start cursing?
it's a Soviet trigger device.
I love these so much. Great work Ana Marie and Jason (and the rest of the Awl)
"If only there was a bust of Lincoln, to add some majesty."
Or a FOOTBALL.
I might have underestimated the cock-hardening potential, yes.
This column is my most favorite. (Sorry Emily and the guy who writes about gardening.)
If it included a shot of Obama on AF1 playing a handheld Galaxian 2 - for people on the go! - it would be just about perfect.
Did anyone else wonder if someone checked the structural integrity of the railing above the Grand Canyon before Obama leaned upon it? (The first thing I do on a hotel balcony is give the railing a stiff shake.)
Not that I need to spell it often, but I never knew how to spell 'hooptie' - thanks you guys!
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