White House staff photographer and personal paparazzi Pete
Souza: he has been around the world in a day with his concealed
weapon town hall camera permit, shooting Barack Obama. What did
they do this summer? They went to the Grand Canyon, which is in
Mexico. And so many more places! And here we have Rachel Maddow’s
hot lady-friend (JUST FRIENDS PEOPLE!) Ana Marie Cox (Daily Beast and
Playboy contributor) and Jason
Linkins (editor of the Huffington Post’s Eat the Press) to
Obama celebrates with his Fishing Czar over the fact that he
“almost hooked a trout.” Years, later, historians would reflect on
how this eventually became a theme for his presidency.
If only there was a bust of Lincoln, to add some majesty.
Jesus. He’s just cold visitin’ every goddamn landmark in the
country, like he’s crossing them off his bucket list, or something.
(Also: Fog, historians, “theme for his presidency.”)
Jason: Yeah, go on and deny Pete Souza doorways. Steal away his
windowpanes. Take from him screens and mirrors, the geometry of
hallways, slats in blinds and chance peeks through portholes. It
doesn’t matter! HE WILL FIND A WAY TO FRAME OBAMA.
JASON: Come on. Aren’t these types of shots doing more harm than
ANA: Pete Souza’s just taking note that the halo light has dimmed.
(cf. Historians, “theme for his Presidency”)
LOOK. Nobody ever said that socialist indoctrination was going to
Now Pete Souza is just letting random people pose in front of
Jason: Just when you think a subject cannot be too prosaic for Pete
Souza, we get this.
Ana: This photo explores what it is like to watch somebody watch
Obama play golf.
Pete Souza is now just underneath the bleachers at Town Hall
events, photographing asses.
Obama was never good at hide and seek.
ANA MARIE: In the Obama White House, the Indians always beat the
JASON: It’s like there’s that one room in the White House where
a David Lynch movie is constantly happening.