Surprised To Find It Done At All
Good morning! Here is a video of a dog playing pool! Because it feels like it's going to be a dog playing pool kind of day. Speaking of unlikely participants in activities for which they seem completely unsuited, our own Choire Sicha is guest-hosting at Deadspin today, which, I mean, can you IMAGINE? Why not head over and show a little support; I understand that those folks can get a little rough with the help. Oh, right, happy 9/11 or whatever. Onward!
If Sicha is on Deadspin, will Balk then cover Fashion Weak?
Balk's going over to Jezebel to talk about his feeeeeelings and give tips on how to combat uncomfortable bloating.
I desperately want to see a remake of The Hustler with an all-dog cast now. "Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool."
Should we be worried that Mister Denton is using his dark arts on Choire again ("Third time's the charm, my pet," he purred as he cast wolfsbane into the cauldron.)? If he suddenly puts on 20 pounds and takes to wearing bepompom-ed woolen caps I'm going to have a heart attack.
No worries! I suspect they are evenly matched in the dark arts department.
Umm? Choire is a Good Witch? Who only practices White Magic? And looks fetching in a white tulle ball gown?
NP *lurves* Choire!
$$$GETTIN' DENTON MONEY$$$
Do they have question marks at Deadspin?
I actually had to IM him a "?" the other day so he could cut-and-paste it into a post. It's a high-tech operation we're running here.
The machine I am using has some missing letters! Hence I am using strange locutions that avoid some of them. ALSO SOMEONE TELL ME ABOUT SPORTS, FAST.
Just post something about Erin Andrews. It doesn't matter what. All posts on her ignite that little Nick Denton boner fireball. (Cover it from a gay man's point of view; that hasn't been done yet; extra points for self-righteousness accompanying a sexually suggestive photo of her).
If I didn't fear the touch of other living things, I would want to hug you. So endearing!
Also, because I refuse to comment on Deadspin: Choire, the Super Bowl Champions(TM)(AMERICA)(CHEVY TRUCKS) appreciate your support.
There's a possible labor dispute in the NFL in the coming year — that's sporty-but-not, right?
Deadspin? I am starting to wonder whether my hangover has driven off a cliff and landed in The Hallucination Ditch.
What. The. Fuck.
This video is actually a behind-the-scenes Gawker creative meeting, right?
Bry could have used this for his "galaxies collide" post yesterday.
Don't know if anyone will ever see this, but that was one of the funniest days on Deadspin ever