The trouble with living the life of Gwyneth Paltrow, in which a laywoman takes Gwyneth's lifestyle plans as gospel: "It is difficult to subsist on two liquid meals and one small helping of salmon and kale a day, especially when you have a job."
Thursday, September 10, 2009
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GROSSING PEOPLE OUT IS ALL OVER YOUR VISION BOARD THIS WEEK
People are really milking the Living Oprah meme. I am going to start liveblogging my life as Gene Simmons. Thus far, it mostly involves sticking my tongue out at people and drinking Cherry Dr. Pepper.
Why not blog as Iggy? It can be all about getting jacked up and not putting on a shirt!
So, sitting at a keyboard "observing" culture all day counts as a job that requires lots of calories?
If my job paid me what her job pays her, I'd happily consume nothing but liquids and kale.
That is her job. For most working, main stream, leading lady actresses their day consists of not getting fat and not getting old.
Star? More like black hole.
Truly a shame Gwyneth got run over by a pogo stick.
I would disagree.
Perhaps he meant that it's a shame she wasn't run over by something more...forceful.