All of my dark arts of voodoo and evil manipulation have paid off, coinciding as they do with Heather Locklear's declining bank accounts and need for tabloid ink, and the lady herself is guest-returning to the new Melrose Place, which I am insanely excited about even though I'm not going to watch it, because why would I, I have a life. STILL. Tell you what, The CW: if you can engineer a return of Traci Lords to kidnap someone's baby into a cult, I will actually find out what channel you broadcast on and maybe DVR it. MAYBE. No promises.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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Why is *sirens* not actual html code?
Also, I would pay money to not have Andrew Shue return and say "Allisuuuun" while furrowing his brow meaningfully.
Lastly, urgent time-travelling telegraph to 1990s Courtney Thorne-Smith: Your television id will end up getting shtupped by Jim Belushi.
RIGHT?
*flaps arms*
The character of Amanda Woodward was a strong role model in the 90's. Young viewer wanted to grow up to be ad executive/landlords and have multiple costume changes.
Those viewers are living their dreams now and you can see them walking up and down Melrose Avenue in West Hollywood.
I dreamed of one day wearing really short skirts with really high heals to work.