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It's not as exciting as it sounds, but it's not all that surprising either, particularly if you've seen the genetic aberrations trying to squeeze themselves next to you on the subways lately.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
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At least now we stand a fighting chance against the robots.
And the birds.
Oh, there's no stopping them. Don't be silly.
I didn't like who I was before anyhow.
Alt-Text: Well, Balk, you already have the hair down. Now, can you do a Canadian accent?
I just had my passport photo taken, and without my glasses the asymmetry of my face is terribly apparent. I'm worried that they won't let me visit Europe now.
Are you kidding? The asymmetry of a French face is its most characteristic quality.
Unfortunately I'm headed to Germany. Gulp.
Nein Stackenblocken! Nein!
Just 100 new mutations does not begin to explain Glenn beck.
Os Mutantes!
...where am I ? it's so dark in here....
This seems like as good a place as any having just seen Esquire's best dressed real men on the Today show (Yikes. Line em up tallest down please!) How is it if you;re one of the best dressed men in america one year, you cannot even make the list the next year? Is it like a world series run for a small-market baseball team or something where you spend like crazy, well above your abilities, to put together a championship run and then the next year you go back to sucking air?
Damn you Professor Xavier.