Psychologists in Amsterdam performed a series of experiments which "demonstrated that love makes us think differently in that it triggers global processing, which in turn promotes creative thinking and interferes with analytic thinking. Thinking about sex, however, has the opposite effect: it triggers local processing, which in turn promotes analytic thinking and interferes with creativity." The study also claims that feelings of love produce a "halo effect"-in which one is prone to see only good qualities in the object of affection-that extends beyond that of the beloved to inanimate objects (e.g., "That is one fine light fixture!"), while an emphasis on sex results mainly in an obsession with ass-tautness.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
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MANHUNT EXPLAINED.
A freshly-fucked young couple got on my train this morning. It was quite cute, actually. They didn't clamor for a seat because they wanted to stand and look into each others' glistening eyes. Clearly a couple of Obama-Change creatives. You could literally see the pheromones that they were both swimming in as they spoke to each other in baby voices.
I imagine that when Republicans are in love it must be a nasty, brutish, and short affair.
Just think Ann Coulter.
That is soooo binary.
Awww, this reminds me of the Choire-as-Prince post that got me banned from Gawker for the final time! NO REGRETS.