Thursday, September 24th, 2009
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Researchers Produce Vomit-Inducing Story


Scientists in Moscow have genetically altered mice so that they produce human milk. I don't care what the hell disease they're trying to cure with this one, it is just ewww.

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saythatscool (#101)

What are they tryin to cure? My lactating mouse fantasies. Sometimes anime just ain't enough and you need to see the real thing. KnowwhatImsayin?

Don't tell Fat Tony.

The Russians want to corner the market on cheese delicacies for cats.

Fredrick (#268)

My cat just asked me where he could 'get a piece of that', so they're on the right track.

GiovanniGF (#224)

If only they could get cockroaches to synthesize cocoa…

IBentMyWookie (#133)

So they have just flat-out given up on that "curing cancer" thing, right?

mathnet (#27)

Ohhhhhhh, God, that frame made me think milk was just shooting out of rats.

(Disappointed.)

hman (#53)

I always fall for that "Success in Moscow!" opening.

Thus utterly (get it?) destroying every bad titmouse joke ever.

I am more amazed by the mouse milking machine than the genetic engineering.

LondonLee (#922)

Oh this is nothing. At the magazine I work at we're doing a story about monkeys bred with feet that glow in the dark.

theDRA (#1,108)

dude…no don't milk that guy
oh no

There's just no way this ends well.

brad (#1,678)

how in the hell are you gonna get a usable amount out of a mouse? will the sell them by the bag? 50 sloshyingly bloated mice ready to squeeze into a baby bottle?

i'm not smart enough to see how this is going to work.

slinkimalinki (#182)

ooo, bad fairytale time.

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