Reasons Not to Move to D.C. (Are Also Reasons to Move to D.C.?)

THE OTHER MICHAEL STEELPolitico fulfills all our dreams by publishing a list of their fave top 50 D.C. “biggest party animals.” It is like Animal House up in there! Look out for Michael Steel (the white one, with no “e” on the end of “Steel”): “By day, he’s a stern spokesman for House Minority Leader John Boehner with an affinity for cashmere. By night, he’s a fun-loving guy who’s always up for sprinkling his dry sense of humor on a good cocktail party.” Looking on the bright side to all this, there are apparently many openings on the social circuit for people with pulses and cardigans.