The game is afoot in the search for the young music fan who dropped her purse into a portable toilet during last weekend's Leeds festival and then spent over twenty harrowing minutes trapped within its horrific confines after sticking both arms into the bowl in a daring if ill-conceived rescue attempt. While the press has only identified her as "Charlotte,", a more casual moniker has been assigned to her.
She has been dubbed Poo Girl on numerous Internet groups set up in about her ordeal, while a variety of Poo Girl merchandise has quickly sprung up, including caps, hoodies, T-shirts, mugs and stickers.
I hope they find her soon! Who wouldn't want a piece of all that action?