Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Real Life 'Trainspotting' Incident Rocks Britain

Poo purseThe game is afoot in the search for the young music fan who dropped her purse into a portable toilet during last weekend's Leeds festival and then spent over twenty harrowing minutes trapped within its horrific confines after sticking both arms into the bowl in a daring if ill-conceived rescue attempt. While the press has only identified her as "Charlotte,", a more casual moniker has been assigned to her.

She has been dubbed Poo Girl on numerous Internet groups set up in about her ordeal, while a variety of Poo Girl merchandise has quickly sprung up, including caps, hoodies, T-shirts, mugs and stickers.

I hope they find her soon! Who wouldn't want a piece of all that action?

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Maevemealone (#968)

This is one of those whats in it vs whats is worth doing to get it back debates. I'm torn because I've never lost my purse, keys, wallet etc but I also wretch just thinking about doing what this girl did. I'm jump onto the subway tracks before jumping in a toilet.

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Happened to me once.

It's like she fell into a giant ladybag. Only worse?

KarenUhOh (#19)

Medium Brown Bag.

A turd in hand is worth two in the loo.

josh_speed (#97)

Things You Are Never Getting Back, So The Second They Leave, You Had Better Resign Yourself To It:

–That cute beaded bolero jacket the bitchy coatcheck girl eyed when you arrived;
–The contact lens currently airborne and 18 feet away from you;
–Your virginity and guilelessness;
–The bag you just dropped in 2 metres of poo.

hman (#53)

If it bleeds, it's Leeds.

HiredGoons (#603)

It's not just poo, it's poo from people who eat British food (ie: Haggis).

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