Did it ever occur to you, sitting there in your fancy New York City offices, that maybe my baby is simply opposed to socialism? God forbid someone doesn't kiss the ring of your precious Obama it's got to be because he hates blacks, right? I'm sick and tired of all your elitist condescension. You're the racists, you are!
Signed,
A Joke Which Would Be Funnier If It Weren't So Plausible
The real question is "Is you baby racist enough? It's high time we stopped cutting babies slack in the racism department. Pull your racist weight, babies!
Ha ha. Newsweek is old people's Slate.
And the sad thing is that until its recent "retooling", it was actually a really good magazine. Not good enough to actually buy once in a while, but it's not even good enough to flip through anymore.
No kids, but I do have slightly racist dogs. I blame Michael Vick.
Yeah, what's up with that? I'm constantly apologizing on the street.
"I'm so sorry, I don't know what's gotten into him-- some of his best friends are black labs."
Next time don't take Sam Fuller's dog when he offers him up for adoption. [too cryptic?]
I admit to googling-- wow, well done.
"White Dog" reference ftw.
Insomuch as they love to bitch and moan, most racists are babies yes.
My baby smells like Apartheid.
This is depressingly similar to The Onion's Sunday Magazine. Recent headline: Could Your Children Suddenly Drop Dead For No Reason?
I'm buying a copy of the issue just so I can draw a Hitler mustache on that baby on the cover.
"That baby needs a Hitler mustache" was my first thought .....
it's often my first thought
Or, don't buy a copy, but draw the mustache on one at the newsstand. If there are, um, newsstands anymore.
I'll read this article in about 2 years in Balk's doctor's waiting room.
Balk is unlikely to still have (still to have?) a doctor in 2 years.
Frankly I'd be more interested in 'Brideshead of Frankenstein Revisited' but, c'est la...
He's not racist. Some of his best playdates have been with African-American babies ..
That race my babies will be having against the Kenyans just got a little more awkward.
All my babies used to love to race with each other, I guess they are racists. Or would that be racers?