There's a hullaballoo afoot in a Dorset prison where inmates have been found getting shitfaced on anti-bacterial hand gel provided to combat swine flu. Prison brass are fuhreaking out and it's slightly confusing since it's not like these enterprising fellows weren't using trashbags rolled into towels for other clever uses, getting stabbish with anything that can be sharpened to a point, and learning, despite all differences, to dance in unison to Michael Jackson songs. Did they think they wouldn't drink something where the active ingredient is a 62 percent concentration of ethyl alcohol just because it's supposed to go on your hands? Fuck outta here. Call me when they're getting pruno through duodenal absorption.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
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The Method Green Tea sanitizer gives a good head high with moderate visuals. Light vomiting. 8 out of 10.
The Burt's Bees Aloe and Witch Hazel sanitizer has a lovely herbal bouquet and a smooth finish. 9.5/10
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruno
I always have to look up stuff on Choi posts, stuff that is from my lack of time in the big house or Costco.
Considering hand sanitizer is for fighting bacteria-not flu virus, I say kudos to inmates for their ingenuity.
Alcohol will kill some viruses including influenza, HIV and herpes. Others aren't susceptible to alcohol, such as Hep A.
To distract the prisoners from illicit substances the screws started classes in spray painting, freon replacement in air conditioners, and model building. All three were immediately overbooked.
To be fair, isn't it really Toilet Tank Moonshine?
Maybe. But bowl is so nice sounding. I picture them drinking it with both hands like the French and their Café au Lait and eating bread with a side of bread because prison is just like the anthropologie catalog.
I really, really like you.
Jesus. I hope I never go to prison.
You haven't been!? Oh but you must!
I've started eyeing the Purell at my desk in a way that's making it uncomfortable.