Comments on: Poor Monica Hesse Is Also A Failed Lesbian http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian Seriously, this could not be more beta Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:35:48 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: etsryan http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21897 etsryan Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:01:12 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21897 stray bi forty/fauxrty fratstitute sorority sisters failed/not failed drop out dead gorgeous lesbo freakshow huh confused and dazed? need sleep soon which end is up Risen Lord Jesus' Peace! e.t./sue > *:D (: + stray bi forty/fauxrty fratstitute sorority sisters failed/not failed drop out dead gorgeous lesbo freakshow huh confused and dazed?

need sleep soon

which end is up

Risen Lord Jesus' Peace!
e.t./sue > *:D (: +

]]> By: etsryan http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21896 etsryan Thu, 10 Sep 2009 06:55:40 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21896 :P :P

]]> By: etsryan http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21895 etsryan Thu, 10 Sep 2009 06:53:39 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21895 is that your crotch being grabbed in your pic or are you grabbing someone else's behind? or nevermind... is that your crotch being grabbed in your pic or are you grabbing someone else's behind? or nevermind…

]]> By: Bittersweet http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21768 Bittersweet Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:45:18 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21768 "Some say they're bisexual, but most just think they're kidding themselves." "Some say they're bisexual, but most just think they're kidding themselves."

]]> By: Bittersweet http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21766 Bittersweet Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:43:47 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21766 The 'Heathers' TV show needs to die a quick death. The 'Heathers' TV show needs to die a quick death.

]]> By: Rw http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21722 Rw Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:52:22 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21722 Not this straight. Dionysian parties ain't shit without a few Bi's. But I think we can all do without the Bi for attention Sorostitute types or the faux arty (fauxrty?) Male version. Not this straight. Dionysian parties ain't shit without a few Bi's. But I think we can all do without the Bi for attention Sorostitute types or the faux arty (fauxrty?) Male version.

]]> By: buzzorhowl http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21657 buzzorhowl Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:04:03 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21657 Gays and straights agree: bisexuals are lesser and worthy of our hatred! Cute. Gays and straights agree: bisexuals are lesser and worthy of our hatred!

Cute.

]]> By: blatanville http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21592 blatanville Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:17:58 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21592 KenWheaton: HA! Excellent! KenWheaton: HA! Excellent!

]]> By: Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21552 Abe Sauer Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:53:08 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21552 Call it Your Failed Lesbian Baby's Racist and you get an HBO variety show! Call it Your Failed Lesbian Baby's Racist and you get an HBO variety show!

]]> By: keisertroll http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21545 keisertroll Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:54:34 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21545 But nowhere near as excellent as Is Your Baby Racist? But nowhere near as excellent as Is Your Baby Racist?

]]> By: keisertroll http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21539 keisertroll Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:47:28 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21539 Marge Simpson once said that being a lesbian didn't make you less of a being. Does being a failed lesbian make Hess any less of a failed being? Marge Simpson once said that being a lesbian didn't make you less of a being. Does being a failed lesbian make Hess any less of a failed being?

]]> By: Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21529 Abe Sauer Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:34:20 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21529 Failed Lesbian would be an excellent rock band name. Failed Lesbian would be an excellent rock band name.

]]> By: johnpseudonym http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21525 johnpseudonym Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:05:44 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21525 I would pay good money to see the failed lesbian try again. On pay-per-view. I would pay good money to see the failed lesbian try again. On pay-per-view.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21521 HiredGoons Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:57:14 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21521 Anyone else hear rumors about this 'Heathers' TV show? Blargh. Anyone else hear rumors about this 'Heathers' TV show? Blargh.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21520 HiredGoons Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:56:30 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21520 I am 'not-quite-as-old' but still loved it, Kitten. I am 'not-quite-as-old' but still loved it, Kitten.

]]> By: sigerson http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21518 sigerson Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:52:25 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21518 nice reference. nice reference.

]]> By: Charismatic Megafauna http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21517 Charismatic Megafauna Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:52:10 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21517 In my fantasy life, I got a shout-out there. Warm feeling! In my fantasy life, I got a shout-out there. Warm feeling!

]]> By: KenWheaton http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21514 KenWheaton Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:40:29 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21514 Of course there's an equivalent. "I was in a fraternity." Of course there's an equivalent. "I was in a fraternity."

]]> By: kitten_witawip http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21510 kitten_witawip Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:12:16 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21510 It was a "Heathers" reference. I am an old. It was a "Heathers" reference. I am an old.

]]> By: saythatscool http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21503 saythatscool Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:55:22 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21503 Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse. Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.

]]> By: Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21484 Abe Sauer Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:20:18 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21484 This is Ohio. If you don't have a brew in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress. This is Ohio. If you don't have a brew in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

]]> By: kitten_witawip http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21481 kitten_witawip Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:07:35 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21481 I love my dead gay son. I love my dead gay son.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21477 HiredGoons Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:04:44 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21477 My mom has a few lesbian friends, and she always brings them up when talkin' 'bout my geighness. It makes her feel cool. I think it's kind of adorable. My mom has a few lesbian friends, and she always brings them up when talkin' 'bout my geighness. It makes her feel cool.

I think it's kind of adorable.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21475 HiredGoons Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:02:41 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21475 we all love 'our friends from Smith.' we all love 'our friends from Smith.'

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian#comment-21474 HiredGoons Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:02:16 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=11956#comment-21474 Liberal Arts School. Liberal Arts School.

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