Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Pictures! Midtown Full of Pole Dancers!

POLE DANCERIn a promotion for "The Ultimate Pole Dance Competition" to be held in New York City this October (WHY?), there are pole dancers, working bicycle carted-poles, circling midtown Manhattan today. Our secret midtown squirrel correspondent for pole-dancing sends us these shocking photos! (What follows is safe for work.)


Now I know what I want to do for a living!


Um what follows is less safe for work? No, like, lady-business on display? But definitely a picture of a nice mostly-clothed lady with her legs spread.

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hazmathilda (#839)

Unsafe at any speed, harrumph

Alex Balk (#4)

I see Jennifer Aniston's hoo-ha!

HiredGoons (#603)

Glad to see Times Square is reverting to its former incarnation.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Let's see the guy try that on the handlebars.

shaunr (#726)

Four water bottles? Nobody make her laugh too hard while she's up there.

HiredGoons (#603)

I would ask the heterosexuals present: does this do ANYthing for you?

Other than a genuine admiration for her balance and core strength? Nope.

GiovanniGF (#224)

It tells me to stay away from Sixth Ave. during work hours.

I'll let you in on a little secret – it's the NUDITY that makes pole dancing interesting.

When she's clothed like that, it's just kind of looks like some suburban housewife doing a new style of Pilates or something.

Stop telling secrets.

KarenUhOh (#19)

How much torque is required to light the lamp?

panda_time (#1,484)

This makes me glad that I don't live in NY.

HiredGoons (#603)

this makes me glad I do.

hman (#53)

Ted Kennedy specified that he didn't want flags at half-mast after his passing.

sox (#652)


Pole dancing without nudity is like a day without sunshine.

sox (#652)

nudity just kind of seems like too classy a word to use when describing unclothed pole dancing… perhaps "stripped" is more accurate, assuming the dancer removed the clothing while dancing on the pole.

missdelite (#625)

Sorry, not pole dancing.
Where's the acrid stench of body spray, beer belches & vomit?

HiredGoons (#603)

did you fail to notice this is in Midtown?

missdelite (#625)

Well then I smell an opportunity.

HiredGoons (#603)

Is that what that is?

KarenUhOh (#19)

Around here, this is called polka.

Br. Seamus (#217)

Maaaaaaan. Missed this, and ran into Kid Rock in the lobby of the building- I timed my smoke breaks poorly today, I see.

etsryan (#1,501)

are there any male pole dancers by chance? if not why not? :P maybe she can pedal for a while, eh? round and round she goes…where she stops…look out below


maybe Naked Cowboy and Semi-Clothed Pole Dancer/Exerciser can team up on that campaign for office

Burlesque is done for exercise too i hear…michelle l'amour, etc.

check this out:

Risen Lord Jesus' Peace!
e.t./sue > *:D (: +

etsryan (#1,501)

here's the longer version (!) where michelle is getting buzzed off a second time (too bad)

gotta go to her website to see the balloon routine then

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