Obama En Route To Albany To Murder David Paterson
Obama gets to Albany at 11 a.m.. Our fine (kidding) governor David Paterson will meet him at the airport. Because it wasn't enough that he sent envoys already to tell him not to run. (What is this, 1567?) This preemptive, insane execution of Paterson by Obama is the most poorly-handled bit of political dealings we've ever seen. (Though, you know, it doesn't help that Paterson immediately makes anything public, and that makes Obama look bad. But it should make him look bad.) And now, where are we? Well! Here's one way to give me a stroke first thing in the morning: "All hail Andrew Cuomo, the de facto governor-elect of New York." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'd totally be in favor of bringing back envoys if such a thing included Rahm Emmanuel in a pair of tights.
Until then,
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Actually, isn't Rudy Giuliani, still the de facto governor-elect of New York? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shhh. You'll scare the children.
AAAAAAGH!
As "American's Mayor," Rudy should be fixing those potholes in Albuquerque. And you don't have to ask him to put on tights!
Man, remember when Rudy Giuliani was the de facto President-elect of America? Circa 2002-ish?
He hasn't yet stepped down from the Mayorship of 9-11, so no.
Paterson didn't see it coming.
Hey-O
There's something really amazing about that headline.