"The 62-year-old also knew Tom Cruise in a former incarnation – when he was Japanese – and is now looking forward to making a Hollywood movie with him. 'I believe he'd get it if I said to him, "Long time no see", when we meet,' she said in a recent interview. But it is her claim in a book entitled 'Very Strange Things I've Encountered' that she was abducted by aliens while she slept one night 20 years ago, that has suddenly drawn attention..."
Meet Miyuki Hatoyama, whose husband Yukio is about to become the Prime Minister of Japan. She has also claimed that she "eats the sun" for breakfast. All well and good, but how toned are her arms and how does she look in shorts? Because those are the really important issues.
But it is her claim...that she was abducted by aliens while she slept one night 20 years ago, that has suddenly drawn attention..."
I know, weird. It reminds me of that one president in America that had the voice in his head that told him it was his destiny to go to war.
JFK?
TOO SOON.
She also had a terrible nightmare about raping and murdering people all across the Asia but was relieved when she awoke to discover none of it really happened.
I already love her and her crazy. She is going to be sooooo much fun. I see a reception at the Celebrity Center in her future and I'm not even psychic.
Me too. But will we be the only ones?
who are pleased to meet the replacemeicants, I mean.
Belle and Sebastian ate my strikethrough.
In an even prior incarnation Tom Cruise was a squirrel; he was chased up a tree by a bear who was Lou Dobbs in a previous incarnation. This occurred before Tom turned Japanese.
Ah so he had the vapors.
I've had! The time of my liiives.
Well, it's probably felt like this before
I love how she can go on a Japanese talkshow (probably much like The View) and "mime taking bite-sized pieces of the sun and eating them for breakfast", and everyone is all like, oh, okay, yeah. Nothing to see here.
Have you seen some of those crazy-ass Japanese gameshows? Eating the sun for breakfast is fairly normal in comparison...
honestly, the number of middle-aged japanese housewives i've met who weren't completely fucking crazy is very, very small. (i'm assuming she's a housewife, because the odds are very high.)
"The 62-year-old also knew Tom Cruise in a former incarnation â€" when he was Japanese..."
Sooo... she knew him when he was filming The Last Samurai?
Also, does this mean she supports the "Suri is part Asian" theory?
Icelanders, Germans, Ryan Adams....
No one will ever out-weird the Japanese.
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