Researchers in Brazil discovered a new species of fish. The creature is over six feet long, is small of tooth, and is COMPLETELY DISGUSTING. Due to its gelatinous nature, scientists say that the fish is not edible, although I'm not 100 percent sure on that because it looks a whole lot like something I threw up yesterday. Full video here.
Previously: Less disgusting fish
Olive oil; lemon juice; touch of cayenne; basil; mushrooms; capers.
Sautee with orange bell pepper & baby corn on med-low heat for 8-10 minutes.
Just a guess.
is that the one that swims up your urethra?
It might be the only ugly thing to come out of Brazil.
Just wait until after the plastic surgery.
It looks like a loogie with a tail.
I smoked Newports for 7 years and quit when I coughed up this thing's sister one morning.
TAGS: GROSS THINGS, TINY TEETH, WHEN ALEX BALK SUFFERS WE ALL SUFFER, IS THIS CHICKEN OR FISH WHAT I'M EATING?
(I love this game)
TAGS: FISH JOKES ARE DICEY CAN WE GO BACK TO THE TOSSING AND TURNING?YOU, ALWAYS WITH THE HIGH ROAD STOP CURRYING FAVOR WITH BALK'S MOM MOM BALK, I'M A GOOD GIRL... VERRRRRRRRY GOOD! I KNOW, EWW
Too early?
It's never too early for Balk's Mom jokes.
THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE GEORGIA O'KEEFFE PAINTINGS, NEW THINGS!, BALK JUST HOLLER IF YOU NEED SALTINES, SO GLAD I DIDN'T GO INTO MARINE BIOLOGY
WHAT WOULD DAVID CHANG DO? FREEZE DRY, COAT IN BBQ SAUCE, TRANS FATS AND CHEMICALS AND THERE'S MARY HK CHOI'S NEXT POST; AND THIS IS GROSSER THAN PORK BELLY HOW?
This is part of the "pulsating hidden world" Dr. Porco was talking about.
Monty the Montauk Monster went out for sushi...
It reminds me of the Mac 'face' logo:
link
Why the fondling? Why?
I was wondering the same thing. Those oceanographers do seem a little strange. Like they catch fish to molest their corpses?
It looks like the Senator who gets liquified in the first X-Men movie.
I really really really do not like all these slimy hairless amorphous undefinable rather pink-looking bodies washing up everywhere.
Orders from McDonald's for more of these beauties are no doubt pouring in. Nothing like the new source of supply for those "Fillet-O-Fish" sandwiches.
Will also be ingredient of "seafood salad" in your local deli.
I just wonder how the evolutionary road leads here - what niche requires amorphous blob fish as an adaptation?
I think they've found an even stranger fish in the depths. It just kind of bounces around and picks up its food that way. Fish are really interesting. Too bad we're going to devour most of them and kill the rest off in one way or another!
I wonder what it's mercury levels are?
Mercury Levels are now quantified in "Pivens."
^ Brava.
Isn't that SlimeBob SquishPants?
They would've found this species earlier but it's really difficult to bait a hook with ass.
That looks a bit like a mangled blobfish, Psychrolutes Marcidus:
http://fishindex.blogspot.com/2009/02/blobfish-psychrolutes-marcidus.html
Mangled being its condition, not part of its name....