Long Player With D. R. Adams: Gravitar And Excuses

Long Player, MOTHERFUCKERI have been reading a lot of stuff about the crystal skulls. Also some stuff about people unearthing a bunch of very tall skeletons. Now I don’t know about giant skeletons (people say they are fake-see chupacabras) but this crystal skull stuff is amazing. They even made the old person Indiana Jones movie about all this. They exist. They’re… blah blah blah.

Gravitar!This column was supposed to be about Gravitar and dentistry (because the game is like having teeth pulled-it’s that hard!) and about neighbors. I mean, like the neighbors in The ‘Burbs. (Tom Hanks at his best? Easily argued.)

But I don’t think I can even finish this column today because I have a bunch of stuff I have to do to get ready for my big two weeks in NYC (woo hoo!). [Ed. Note-It’s true. The other day he sent us a picture of a huge bunch of boxes he has to unpack. It looked positively Sisyphean. He also sent a picture of a license plate shaped like a bear. For some reason.]

I have not seen Danzig since I moved here and I am getting really nervous that maybe he doesn’t even live nearby. My buddy Keith laughs all the time when I ask about him.

Anyway, I will see you next week with more content. Here is my note from the doctor:
I question the legitimacy of this note.


P.S. The invisible universe screens on Gravitar are not fair. Here is a link to this mindbending game.

David Ryan Adams is a musician, writer, and visual artist. A one time plumber and Hardee’s employee, his new collection of original paintings will debut at the Morrison Hotel Gallery’s Bowery space on September 23. The gallery will also be featuring a new series of works for auction, with the proceeds going to benefit the Housing Works Bookstore Cafe. His second book of poetry, Hello Sunshine, hits the shelves this fall. You can find him in the B.C. Rich section of most guitar stores. He is amazing and much taller and far more handsome in person. He is an American treasure like fruit bats or bungee jumping. Feel his fragrant fire here.

Previously: Gorf, The End Of The World, And The Legacy Of Danzig