That amazing heist in Sweden we talked about last week was even more cinematic than we thought: Apparently Serbian paramilitaries were part of the team.
Former members of the "Red Berets" paramilitary unit who fought wars in former Yugoslavia in the 1990s took part in the heist, along with Swedish robbers, said Interior Minister Ivica Dacic, who heads Serbia's police.Six men are currently in custody for the crime, but if this thing continues to hold true to dramatic convention, expect an incredibly sexy girlfriend to bust them out while a waiting speedboat is revved and ready to help them make their escape.

So turned on.
Bork. James Bork.
Aren't they called 'go fast' boats? Why has no one ever written about how 'go fast boats' is the stupidest name of all time?
To borrow a phrase, "you got Serbed."
Good job, you!
Sarcastro, Feb. 2008. Awarded a Commie, he was.
Helicopter escape through a glass pyramid on the roof?
Eastern European paramilitary types? Were they big fans of The Thomas Crown Affair?
In 2006, some criminal mastermind in Greece* was broken out of a prison in the heart of Athens by his gang using a hijacked helicopter. In broad daylight.
A few months later, they caught him. In February 2009, he is busted out AGAIN via helicopter from the same prison while awaiting trial for the first escape.
He is still at large.