Jody Powell, 1943-2009
Joseph Lester "Jody" Powell, press secretary to Jimmy Carter, died yesterday at the age of 65. Powell's staunch support of his boss made him one of the more reliable press secretaries of the modern era, but was also symbolic of the "not ready for prime time" nature of the Carter administration. Still, there was something rather admirable about his feistiness:
During Carter's governorship, a top opponent of busing to achieve school desegregation called the governor a "gutless peanut brain." Mr. Powell shot back a note that "respectfully" suggested the man "take a running jump and go straight to hell."
That said, he is best remembered for sharing with the world the "killer rabbit" story.
It began late one afternoon in the spring of 1979. The President was sitting with a few of us on the Truman Balcony. He had recently returned from a visit to Plains, and we were talking about homefolks and how the quail were nesting and similar matters of international import.Suddenly, for no apparent reason — he was drinking lemonade, as I recall — the President volunteered the information that while fishing in a pond on his farm he had sighted a large animal swimming toward him. Upon closer inspection, the animal turned out to be a rabbit. Not one of your cutesy, Easter Bunny-type rabbits, but one of those big splay-footed things that we called swamp rabbits when I was growing up.
The animal was clearly in distress, or perhaps berserk. The President confessed to having had limited experience with enraged rabbits. He was unable to reach a definite conclusion about its state of mind. What was obvious, however, was that this large, wet animal, making strange hissing noises and gnashing its teeth, was intent upon climbing into the Presidential boat.
Carter beat the rabbit off with a paddle, but the story was more damaging than the attack itself. There's a cautionary tale in there somewhere.












Will the merciless reign of this Summer of Death ™ ever come to a bloody resolution???
"Enraged rabbit" would be a great band name. Also, that's kind of how I think of Choire. (I MEAN THAT NICELY YES I DO YOU KNOW I DO.)
Silly Enraged Rabbit. Dirty tricks are for Republicans.
The Carter Administration really could've used an Internet.
Would an internet not simply have been a fertile breeding ground, so to speak, for enraged right-wing "Rabid Rabbits," intent on tearing down the Carter Administration's every policy proposal?
It would have more efficiently distributed information concerning the president beating swimming rabbits with paddles, and having lust in his heart.
So yes.
Jody Powell and Hamilton Jordan were the coolest guys in the Carter mafia. Granted, they were coolest by default, but still a lot different from the stuffy guys that preceded them. The only downside was that Jann Wenner, when Rolling Stone moved to New York, got cozy with the Carter crowd.
I fear for Bert Lance.
The real lesson: he should've just choked on a pretzel instead.