Comments on: Jimmy Choo for H&M Is Basically Zara for Sluts http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts Seriously, this could not be more beta Sat, 20 Mar 2010 23:50:02 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Bittersweet http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-25303 Bittersweet Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:53:00 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-25303 Depends on the stuff...I am still wearing a brown suede Isaac Mizrahi for Target jacket and a blue/black Proenza for Target blazer I bought a few years ago and they're holding up well. Of course they're not really fashionable any more, but I'm middle-aged and don't give a crap. Depends on the stuff…I am still wearing a brown suede Isaac Mizrahi for Target jacket and a blue/black Proenza for Target blazer I bought a few years ago and they're holding up well. Of course they're not really fashionable any more, but I'm middle-aged and don't give a crap.

]]> By: Bittersweet http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-25298 Bittersweet Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:49:35 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-25298 Although a brief tourist stop in Batshitville to survey the locals from a safe distance might be kind of entertaining. Although a brief tourist stop in Batshitville to survey the locals from a safe distance might be kind of entertaining.

]]> By: lululemming http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-25181 lululemming Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:07:41 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-25181 that would be "denim" nerd. that would be "denim" nerd.

]]> By: lululemming http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-25180 lululemming Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:07:11 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-25180 okay, not to be a total nerd, but if you describe what your figure is like, and what you want, I bet I can find you the right fit. Demin nerd alert. okay, not to be a total nerd, but if you describe what your figure is like, and what you want, I bet I can find you the right fit. Demin nerd alert.

]]> By: Mary HK Choi http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-25098 Mary HK Choi Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:09:42 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-25098 it's like cavalli, zanotti, any piece of denim escada's ever put out... it's like cavalli, zanotti, any piece of denim escada's ever put out…

]]> By: DorothyMantooth http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-25027 DorothyMantooth Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:25:28 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-25027 This is pretty much the most spot-on description of Cavalli ever. This is pretty much the most spot-on description of Cavalli ever.

]]> By: katiebakes http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-25026 katiebakes Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:24:42 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-25026 Nice, thanks. I'm also considering "Not Your Daughter's Jeans". Because I have a mom body despite not being a mom. Nice, thanks. I'm also considering "Not Your Daughter's Jeans". Because I have a mom body despite not being a mom.

]]> By: methlab http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24812 methlab Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:54:34 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24812 I think we can all agree that pamela's vag swallowed the balls. I think we can all agree that pamela's vag swallowed the balls.

]]> By: slinkimalinki http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24763 slinkimalinki Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:14:16 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24763 yes, but zara always goes at the crotch, which adds extra sluttiness. conclusion: zara is zara for sluts. yes, but zara always goes at the crotch, which adds extra sluttiness. conclusion: zara is zara for sluts.

]]> By: lululemming http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24746 lululemming Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:27:02 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24746 Ugh, their website is shit. Just find a retailer and go to the store and try them on. Ugh, their website is shit. Just find a retailer and go to the store and try them on.

]]> By: lululemming http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24735 lululemming Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:00:41 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24735 Nudie Jeans, I swear by them. Long legs, short legs, small waist, big waist, pear shaped, ,big ass, no ass. They're flattering, and the last, and they don't try to do shitty "washes" on them. http://www.nudiejeans.com/start Nudie Jeans, I swear by them. Long legs, short legs, small waist, big waist, pear shaped, ,big ass, no ass. They're flattering, and the last, and they don't try to do shitty "washes" on them.

http://www.nudiejeans.com/start

]]> By: Natasha Vargas-Cooper http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24712 Natasha Vargas-Cooper Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:02:53 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24712 Bai Ling = Beta version of Lady Gaga. Bai Ling = Beta version of Lady Gaga.

]]> By: Dr. Spaceman http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24700 Dr. Spaceman Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:52:25 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24700 My wife tells me this is the appeal of H&M. Cheap knock-offs of todays fashion that will fall apart before they become unfashionable. I'm wearing the same pair of Dickies I bought five years ago. My wife tells me this is the appeal of H&M. Cheap knock-offs of todays fashion that will fall apart before they become unfashionable.

I'm wearing the same pair of Dickies I bought five years ago.

]]> By: garge http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24686 garge Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:38:18 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24686 Consignment shops. I troll, find the archetype straight leg dark wash denim that fit, and wear them for a year until the holes begin to form, start to panic, and begin the process again. Consignment shops. I troll, find the archetype straight leg dark wash denim that fit, and wear them for a year until the holes begin to form, start to panic, and begin the process again.

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24682 mathnet Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:30:12 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24682 I get my Elie Taharis from eBay. I get my Elie Taharis from eBay.

]]> By: Baboleen http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24680 Baboleen Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:29:17 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24680 I hate malls. I hate stores in malls. I'm allergic to malls. I hate malls. I hate stores in malls. I'm allergic to malls.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24673 HiredGoons Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:23:39 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24673 I think we can ALL agree that Urban Outfitters sucks balls. I think we can ALL agree that Urban Outfitters sucks balls.

]]> By: hazmathilda http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24672 hazmathilda Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:20:34 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24672 I usually steer clear of their bags in general, and ew, now I have hope my new dress won't fall apart/explode. Living on the edge... I usually steer clear of their bags in general, and ew, now I have hope my new dress won't fall apart/explode. Living on the edge…

]]> By: BoHan http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24671 BoHan Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:19:20 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24671 Truvia by Sweet'n Low is not a good concept. Truvia by Sweet'n Low is not a good concept.

]]> By: katiebakes http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24662 katiebakes Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:03:58 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24662 Where can I buy jeans that fit? I'm seriously contemplating Beyonce's Dereon line. Where can I buy jeans that fit? I'm seriously contemplating Beyonce's Dereon line.

]]> By: kitten_witawip http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24656 kitten_witawip Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:59:30 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24656 I bought one of the botkier for Target bags and the gold stuff flaked off all over my clothes. I had to stop buying any of their "insert famous designer" for Target stuff because it's all so poorly made. I bought one of the botkier for Target bags and the gold stuff flaked off all over my clothes. I had to stop buying any of their "insert famous designer" for Target stuff because it's all so poorly made.

]]> By: hazmathilda http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24655 hazmathilda Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:59:20 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24655 Yeah and can someone translate the hetero guys' stuff into young bubbly female for my benefit too? Yeah and can someone translate the hetero guys' stuff into young bubbly female for my benefit too?

]]> By: Hez http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24647 Hez Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:54:08 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24647 I'm learning to speak both Mary HK Choi AND theDRA fluently. It's a beautiful time to be a commenter. The third graf reads "Luxe and slutty is a hot look but requires delicate alchemy. Loosen your grip on either end and it's a short, slippery slope to Batshitville, home of such shining looninaries as [glorious fashion-impaired wingnut] Bai Ling." Basically, you do not want to be mayor of Batshitville - or even a councillor. (Something about the hours, I'm guessing.) I'm learning to speak both Mary HK Choi AND theDRA fluently. It's a beautiful time to be a commenter.

The third graf reads "Luxe and slutty is a hot look but requires delicate alchemy. Loosen your grip on either end and it's a short, slippery slope to Batshitville, home of such shining looninaries as [glorious fashion-impaired wingnut] Bai Ling." Basically, you do not want to be mayor of Batshitville – or even a councillor. (Something about the hours, I'm guessing.)

]]> By: BoHan http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24642 BoHan Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:49:20 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24642 Prada = Oakley. Jimmy Choo = Jaguar. Jaguar by Ford didn't work. Also maybe, 2Exist by Hanes will never get you any tail. How's that? Prada = Oakley.

Jimmy Choo = Jaguar.

Jaguar by Ford didn't work.

Also maybe, 2Exist by Hanes will never get you any tail. How's that?

]]> By: hazmathilda http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts#comment-24637 hazmathilda Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:44:19 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=13540#comment-24637 Yeah. BUT, I liked Anna Sui for Target, and I am broke, so. Yeah. BUT, I liked Anna Sui for Target, and I am broke, so.

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