By the metrics of things that don't include the staggering rate of unemployment, the recession might be over, said chief Federal Reserve dipstick Ben Bernanke. I laughed! Did you? You should have! Go on, laugh a little. You'll feel better. Then go and try to get a mortgage. Or shop at one of those fine American small business that closed down recently. Or, you know, go shopping in the New York Times cafeteria this week during Employee Appreciation Week! Where everything is "7 -90% off."
From the in-house email:
Employee Appreciation Event – Wed. & Thurs. Sept 16 & 17That is what they are getting instead of 5% of their salary back.
NYTIMES MAIL
2:46 PMPlease come to the cafeteria from 10:30 am – 6:30 pm on Wednesday and Thursday of this week for 7-% – 90% savings on sports, travel, car care, restaurants, spa's, family attractions and more.
20% of the proceeds will be donated to The NYT Neediest Cases.
America is still a great All You Can Eat Buffet. There's just more of us trying to cut in line for the tapioca.
"20% of the proceeds will be donated to The NYT Neediest Cases"
#1 Neediest Case = New York Times.
Asking if the recession is "over" implies that we're in a recession and not in just the new "way things are."
"7 -90% off" sounds like the bodycount of the next round of Times layoffs.
"spa's"? THIS is why the times is failing.