Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Introducing, To Great Relief, The Ladybag

image-10167-panov9free-pynx"A German company says it has designed the world's first pocket urinal for women," reports Der Speigel. "The disposable Ladybag is a plastic bag fitted with absorbent polymers that turn urine into a gel." The gel can absorb half-a-liter of pee, but the bag itself can hold up to a full liter-though, and thank god, "The Ladybag is recommended for one-time use." Designed by Eva Tinter for KETS GmbH, the Ladybag is a follow-up product to the "Roadbag" for men, which has sold over 400,000 units since its launch two years ago, and, if I'm not mistaken, was also your mom's nickname in high school.

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BoHan (#29)

As a man, I still prefer an alley. Or behind a car door. Much more satisfying. Also, I'll get yelled at, but now these Awl ads know where I live, and it's not NYC, and it's kind've disturbing. Yes, I'm looking at you Alexan Apartments. BTW Alexan, your new building across the freeway is even more butt-ass ugly than the freeway, thank you very much.

jfruh (#713)

I'm getting much more appropriate and geographically nonspecific ads for Depends undergarments. OH THAT WACKY GOOGLE ALGORITHM!

Bittersweet (#765)

Make sure those alleys aren't made of that anti-pipi stuff they use in Paris nowadays.

Abe Sauer (#148)

The 400k roadbags were bought by the truckers for whom the traditional 1 ltr mountain dew "trucker bomb" was too lowbrow.

mathnet (#27)

Thanks for translating, Google!

Standing in front of the toilet snake? Disgusted by dirty toilets? Nothing to drink, not to fall into this unpleasant situation? Gone!

Whether stuck in traffic, the train, while camping or at the open-air event – with ladybag ®, the practical disposable toilet for the women, it's just more relaxed:

ladybag ® makes himself small in the handbag — 52 g slightly
and the size of a bar of chocolate.

ladybag ® can be used immediately.

By stable handhold ladybag ® is easy to

The oval large anatomic opening
ladybag ® make safe and hygienic.

The Superabsorbent, A fine-grained granules in the Special
Inside of ladybag ®, accepts the urine and can be quickly
it is no longer happening. Odors can be reliably

ladybag ® also holds a full bladder was.

ladybag ® is standing, sitting and can be used in the squat. And every one ladybag ® towelette is for hands on — an all-around clean.

mathnet (#27)

Do not use while driving and driving! Ladybag ® Children should use only under supervision. Do not swallow the absorber. Cool, dry place, then virtually unlimited shelf life.

mathnet (#27)

Just the thing for your catbag!

Mind meld! I was going to warn Tionna Smalls that they're going to steal the catbag from her just like they stole the Summer of Death from Balk!!

TableNine (#1,104)

Because nothing says "lady" like pissing in your car.

brent_cox (#40)

Each successive advance in science I vaguely recall from a William Gibson novel.

Dave Bry (#422)

Thank you, Mathnet. That translation captures the essence of the Ladybag perfectly: "It's just more relaxed."

mathnet (#27)

I'm gonna need a German demonstration video.

In Germany Ladybag pee on you!

mathnet (#27)

Obviously obsessed.

I sincerely do not understand the idea. Do you wear it, before and [gulp] after use? Or do you pull it out of your pocket before pulling down your pants, thereby eliminating (haha) zero inconvenience components?

If I can figure out how to drop a deuce in one of these, I'd never have to leave my '79 Granada (home).

philomene (#355)

My husband recently had to use a 1.5 liter water bottle while we were stuck in traffic. He filled it nearly to the top. It was a delicate operation. I don't think I could have done it. Later he ran into the ladies bathroom (while I was in the stall) and left the bottle on the counter in a sort of dine and dash maneuver. So gross.

katiebakes (#32)

When I get married, I would like this comment to be one of the readings at my wedding.

Maevemealone (#968)

It's like a portable litter box. And just because, here's a list of other female peeing assistance devices: the Shenis, Shee-Pee, Go Girl, My Sweet Pee, Whiz Plus, P-Mate, Pee Ramp. Also noted, searching for female urination products results in google ads for Cat Fancy.

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