"'The Adam Carolla Project' aired in 2005 on The Learning Channel. Not only was I Adam's real-life assistant, but I played the role on the show, too. It's not a closely guarded secret, like the time a man gave me 100 dollars to suck my dick in a deserted parking lot; it's just information I typically choose not to divulge." And then the gays turned on him for being faggy.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
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Interesting. Hard to get through all 4 pages though with that "Sex & Endless Lube!" promo enticing you away on every page.
YES. It is somewhat... well. Eesh. Hey, INCOME.
"Anonymous Sex & Endless Lube: Welcome to the world of gay . . ." Gay what? What!?
"Right now. . . I'm an astronaut."
Oh man, for a minute I misread and totally thought that Choire was Adam Carolla's assistant. I didn't like it, and I didn't understand it, but I accepted it.
I have a huge thing for Adam Carolla. Actually, I look inside my heart? And it's gone now.
What a let down...
I thought you'd be talking about Caster Semenya...
The gays? Let's face it, Choire -- they're totally faggots. Nssty, bitchy faggots too. I should know -- I've been having sex with them for decades.
"the time a man gave me 100 dollars to suck my dick in a deserted parking lot". I got so many offers like this when I was still young and cute. Nowadays I just feel stupid for not taking them up on it.
Stupid gay bigots. If we’re really liberated, it shouldn’t matter whether someone’s a mincing Mary. In social life, you have to perform some kind of gender role/sexual identity/mating dance. Go with what feels right! Don’t hate the queen for his way; it’s going to be hard enough for him as it is.
I was actually quite upset when this show was cancelled. I usually don't take to home reno shows, but this one was just so bloody engaging.
For what it's worth, I found nothing camp or exaggerated about Haber. But then, I maintain that Zach Quinto is straight. AND I WON'T HEAR A WORD SUGGESTING OTHERWISE.