Comments on: I Kind Of Love Werner Herzog

By: Tulletilsynet

Tulletilsynet — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:51:50 +0000

Unconsummated theoretical masturbation.

By: saythatscool

saythatscool — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:29:14 +0000

What the fuck was that all about?

By: Abe Sauer

Abe Sauer — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:18:49 +0000

DO NOT SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF "THE LAST DETAIL" WITH NIC CAGE!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

By: Abe Sauer

Abe Sauer — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:17:46 +0000

so is he saying he went in knowing that was the name and these problems would exist and now he's upset they exist?

By: ContainsHotLiquid

ContainsHotLiquid — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:33:31 +0000

Seriously. Have you seen the trailer for this shit?

By: ContainsHotLiquid

ContainsHotLiquid — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:33:06 +0000

They are a sado-masochistic lot.

By: My Number Is My Address

My Number Is My Address — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:06:03 +0000

Signs of Life: Miami, starring David…Caruso!

By: My Number Is My Address

My Number Is My Address — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:03:37 +0000

I think he's saying the studio made him call it that.

By: Natasha Vargas-Cooper

Natasha Vargas-Cooper — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:42:22 +0000

This movie is snark-proof, you guys!!

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:41:32 +0000

Heart of Glass with Debbie Harry

By: formerly it takes a lot etc.

formerly it takes a lot etc. — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:30:14 +0000

he's right, it's not a remake of the Bad Lieutenant – it's Bad Lieutenant meets The Last Detail, in New Orleans!

By: formerly it takes a lot etc.

formerly it takes a lot etc. — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:26:29 +0000

Aguirre: Wrath of God 2: Halloween

Fitzcarroldo: Port of Call: Cincinnati

By: MParcells

MParcells — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:22:02 +0000

1. No.
2. Yes.

By: Adouble

Adouble — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:09:42 +0000

Does he not realize that film studies folk are the people that keep him in business? It's not like the teens that rushed to GI Joe and Tranformers 2 are now lining up for this. Is Werner Herzog's crazed view of America this off base?

By: NinaHagen

NinaHagen — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:02:31 +0000

Werner gets shot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylXqc8TQ15w

By: Lionel Mandrake

Lionel Mandrake — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:58:28 +0000

I spent my entire four years of art school wishing I could articulate this exact opinion of the state of theoretical masturbation that passes for aesthetic discourse in this country.

I love Werner Herzog.

By: elegantfaker

elegantfaker — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:57:52 +0000

Now I seriously want to see Abel Ferrara try and remake Aguirre: Wrath of God! OMFG.

Director smackdown.

By: saythatscool

saythatscool — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:40:19 +0000

Next up for Herzog? Mrs. 45 starring Zooey Deschanel.

But it's a totally different concept. This time, the crazy bitch talks.

By: NotAndersonCooper

NotAndersonCooper — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:34:04 +0000

Thanks to a captive breeding program at the Cincinnati Zoo, poetry is flourishing again!

By: Abe Sauer

Abe Sauer — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:33:04 +0000

I think he should worry less about the theoreticians "going for it" than average sane audiences not going to it. Also. Warner, you ass, you can avoid this whole problem by giving it a different name. When you use the name of an earlier (striking) film of the SAME subject matter and then out a colon behond that name with a tag that looks EXACTLY like any other franchise attempt… well, what do you expect?