Things are going to be a little hectic/slow today, because Alex Balk is out sick-it's our first sick day at The Awl, ever, by the way! In the New Economy, when you are sick, there are no temps. Also no doctors. And I was up till 4 a.m. freelancing to pay for my Awl habit, so I may go face-down on the desk by mid-afternoon. Still, we will have fun together. All this to say: if you see something (funny on the Internet), say something!