Okay, now it is for sure time to panic: "'Early Show' host Harry Smith has taken a sick day from work, telling viewers he thinks he may have swine flu. In an interview live from his New York City apartment Monday, Smith told CBS viewers he started feeling achy and feverish over the weekend after a 25-mile bike ride in the rain and dancing all night at a birthday party." It's just... I mean... oh, whatever, FINE.
Monday, September 14, 2009
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Oh, Harry. You got sick fifteen years too late and of a disease too crazy for me to care about. Wake me when you're finished making some breakfast for my head.
From this day forward, I will severely limit the porcine birthday parties I attend.
Haven't taken my swine flu free Monday off yet; waiting for bigger hangover, sometime around Halloween I'm thinking. Then there's the "someone in my house has swine flu so I have to say home" excuse. And didn't I hear you can get swine flu twice? Bonus!