"Embattled South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford acknowledged Tuesday that he has been shaken by the failure of a single fellow Republican to back him in his fight to save his job, but vowed to fight on for conservative causes and for 'what God wanted me to do with my life.'" Sanford went on to compare himself to formerly embattled Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, which might not be the best comparison to make when you're trying to hold on to your job.
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"I think I now know what Sarah may have been feeling," Mr. Sanford told The Washington Times.
Pray on, pal.
at least he didn't say '...may have been thinking,' because we all know that is an impossibility.
If God didn't want us to bang Argentinian broads, he wouldn't have given them such fantastic asses.
Class, I would now like to turn your attention to an example of the word “bang” expertly deployed.
Politicians should never stop awkwardly holding animals. (Oh wait, double entendre there...)
Here one thinks of "porking," or, later, "makin' bacon."
The comparison to Palin, that manic-depressive press conference, lying about the Appalachian affair, refusing a portion of the stimulus, the affair while touting conservatism -- Elliot Spitzer is looking not so bad by comparison.
Is that lipstick on those pigs?
to embattled FORMER Alaska Governor Sarah Palin...
The "Cuz God SAID" argument is losing altitude fast.
yep, right in there with Chris Brown's "I don't remember" argument. LAME.
And on the Seventh Day, God said, "I like to watch."
Dear Governor Sanford,
Did God tell you to lick Crest toothpaste off my prosthetic leg? Because you do it so well.
Loving you like an ant loves sugar,
Adriana
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