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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

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Foreign Death Panels Undercaffeinated

"That's not a thermometer!"Medical notes from Prison Island: "Exhausted Australian doctors have been told to drink up to six cups of coffee a day to stay awake during extended shifts, building pressure on Prime Minister Kevin Rudd to seize control of state-run hospitals. A document on fatigue management released by health officials in Queensland state recommended doctors ingest 400 milligrams of caffeine to stay awake on the job, or the equivalent of six cups of coffee, after warnings that patients were dying."

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saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

This explains the frappucino stains on my dead Mee Maw from Melbourne.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

ha ha ha. but seriously, this isn't funny. the cover (COVER!) of this month's OBGYN pro journal is a piece about potential problems during surgery due to exhaustion... of the DOCTOR.

brent_cox
brent_cox (#40)

I would deeply distrust any medical authority proscribing 400 mgs of caffeine daily to anyone, let alone doctors.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

No one with 400mg of 'jittery hands' is going near my internal organs with a scalpel.

oatcake
oatcake (#950)

as a physician, I'm pretty suspicious of any colleagues who drink less caffeine than that at work....who are those show offs trying to impress with their fancy not-sleeping skills?

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