I can't believe it's already 3 p.m. and we haven't even discussed the John Edwards craziness of the weekend! Can you believe that shit? He was going to grieve briefly for poor cancer-wife and marry his baby-momma mistress while the Dave Matthews Band played? What a disgusting creep. Listen I'm sure some of you love Dave Matthews but Jesus Christmas, when a man says this to you, what do you even say? (ALSO was this before or after Dave Matthews was going all-out for Obama fundraising?) I should not be mean to Dave, he is against the racism and for the Tibet, and no doubt a great dude, but you know, he's not really that romantic as a musical entity, not really how you want your wedding to be when you finally marry the millionaire you slept with and got knocked up by and took away from his critically ill wife and stuff. What about, I don't know, Tindersticks, or maybe what are Katrina and the Waves up to?
Monday, September 21, 2009
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I'd really been hoping he was Big Poppa.
That homewrecker doesn't deserve any better than Hootie and the Blowfish.
He probably Spin Doctors. Get it?
I made a political joke!
Oooh I feel just like Jon Steward with mouthful of Steven Colbart.
insert "would prefer" into first line.
Those two princes?
HEY HEY HEY.
Nothing wrong with a little Hootie from time to time.
Candlebox, on the other hand. Those shit-eating pieces of shit.
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. We don't denigrate Hootie in this family.
[High five with authority]
Maybe Huey Lewis and the News.
For some reason, I'm reminded of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwicLgOGJOI
Is anyone else getting inappropriate giggling fits at "Bunny Mellon" ?
Oh my vote goes to Loverboy.
Is there any chance that the DMB performance was to happen because that's what she wanted? I just want to be clear about whose musical tastes we're impugning.
More importantly, was this before or after the DMB bus driver evacuated the toilet waste into a passing boat on the Chicago River? Two Americas, indeed.
After. Rielle and John are coprophiliacs.
I am NOT looking that up.
He could've gotten Haircut 400 for $300 off.
In a boy's dream...
i hate that i somehow know that dave matthews was used as part of the soundtrack for that ladylover's "videos" for edwards' campaign. song: 'true reflections.' lyrics include the wonderfully prophetic:
"I thought by now you'd be the president
But after all that was yesterday
But you've had time to go out in the world now
But you chose to run away
Well, people ask you what you're doing now
You don't even know what to say"
Zing! Wedding song in the making.
Debbie Gibson. that's all he deserves. Debbie Gibson