
It's still a bit early, and who knows what the afternoon will bring, but it's going to be pretty hard to top this for favorite headline of the day. And extra points to "reality TV star Holly Clements" for putting a little extra effort into what could have been just an ordinary knife crime.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
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You can make ladette look like a lady, but the yobette goes to the bone.
Yobette Parker-Bowles? Aye, she's always been a troubled one.
Ho, please. Glassings are cool and all, but they're no "stabbing your baby in the face." Step up your game, Britain... do you really want to get outyobbed by WINNIPEG? I THINK NOT.