Formerly renowned author Dennis Cooper-and do I need to tell you this link isn't really safe for work?-rounds up "August 2009's notable international male slaves under 30 in their own words and, perhaps, pictures," from, we're just guessing here, Craigslist. It is disturbing in like 22 ways, if you can still be disturbed. The most amusing (OR IS IT?) one follows. (What language do you use here: "my favorite"? Ew.)
SingleWhiteFootmat, 18The poor Asians.
I'm looking to meet guys interested in wiping their feet (boots, socks, bare) all over my face.Initially it'd be hot if they treated me like dirt (disregarding me almost while i do their feet) but eventually would like good conversation. ;-)
Sorry, not into asians.
PLEASE SOMEONE GET GMAIL UP AND RUNNING AGAIN. Choire left to explore the internet is not a good thing, you guys.
THERE'S SO MUCH CRAZY STUFF OUT THERE!
I like the guy who looks like he's doing somersaults in his photos. He's second only to the "My name is David but I'm not a Jew!" guy.
This is really just sort of sad.
Sorry. I went into rehab at Dr. Scholl's.
I would like a talking tv tray. Thanks.
I've wanted to do something like this for years. TIME IS THE ENEMY.
He has a quaint idea of what constitutes "dirt".
Though "youthful idea" would be a better way of putting it.
This is not the sequel to 'The Sluts' that I was hoping for. Or is it?
I don't want to know what "de-boned" means in this context, do I?
Formerly renowned? I feel like I missed something.
As with the demographics of psychopaths, sociopaths, and people who kill themselves in autoerotic acts, the vast majority are Caucasian males. WHO KNEW?
socialist.
Reading Dennis Cooper has left me, as per, feeling a bit nauseated, a bit turned on, but mostly alarmed.
the phrase "de-boned" will haunt my waking dreams all day and tonight, I'm sure, will result in terrifying nightmares where I'm being chased by monstrous boneless chicken breasts.
Oh Dennis, did you have to?