September 9, 2009

Sex Politician Caught In Sex Scandal After Talking About Sex

by Balk posted @11:20 AM


Michael D. Duvall, a married "family values" Orange County Republican in the California Assembly, was caught on a live mic speaking openly about a series of affairs he's had with female lobbyists in Sacramento. There is also spanking involved! You can watch this gripping local news report (my favorite part is how excited they are each time they say "SEX") or read the story in the OC Weekly, but be warned: It contains the following super-gross quote from Duvall about one of his conquests.

She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday-a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

I mean, ewww, right? Who the hell says "made love"?

 
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11 Comments / Post a new comment

  1. sigerson [#179]

    No doubt that he will stay in his position, just like Ensign, Vitter, Sanford, etc. etc.

  2. Matt [#26]

    Nobody in any form of media has spoken a word with that much vigor in about three years. SEX! Also, "microphone hidden in a salt shaker" what?

  3. BlinkyMcChuck [#202]

    I want to see Shatner read this like poetry next.

  4. pattycakes [#652]

    well too bad i already know what i'm dong for halloween. that eye patch underwear could probably win some contests.

  5. rod_townsend [#33]

    But why protect the women in this? He wasn't raping them. It was consensual. Everybody is in the wrong on this, so expose them all.

  6. johnpseudonym [#1452]

    This clinches it. I am converting to Republican now.

  7. katiebakes [#32]

    Gahhh you could have warned us about the photo of him while you were at it!

 

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