Bullet-Scored Bit Of Bone Belongs To Someone Who Was Not Adolf Hitler
The skull fragment believed to be that of Adolf Hitler was subjected to DNA analysis and turns out to be that of a woman under 40. What does that mean, Daily Mail?
Scientists and historians had long thought it to be conclusive proof that Hitler shot himself in the head after taking a cyanide pill on 30 April 1945 rather than face the ignominy of capture…. Now the story of Hitler's death will have to rewritten as a mystery – and conspiracy theorists are likely to latch on to the possibility that he may not have died in the bunker at all.
Of course he didn't. How else would he have been able to FATHER BARACK OBAMA otherwise?
Hold your roll. It was Malcolm X who fathered Barack Obama. Hitler's the one who got all mixed up with those Argentine replicant boys and dogs and suchlike.
It's like I always say. Hitler was a girl.
Goddamnit, you beat me to it.
Yeah, Hitler was a dame. Who knew? Wait…apparently mathnet did.
It doesn't matter if he's a girl; he is still off by one testicle
Am I the only one freaked out to find out that Hitler WAS A WOMAN???
Eva.
Right?
So we're saying that Adolph Hitler was an alternate personality of the obviously schizophrenic Eva Braun, that Eva Braun ordered the Holocaust, and Eva Braun was Obama's mother? Father? BOTH?!?*
*gotta get that Nazi cloning angle in
If perhaps a hermaphrodite can impregnate oneself, then yes, indeed, you are correct.
"FATHER BARACK OBAMA"
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