Nice one, E!: "Dennis Hopper's reportedly taken an uneasy ride to an emergency room." The report says that the actor was brought into the emergency room wearing an oxygen mask; how hard would it have been to go that extra yard and make a Blue Velvet reference at the same time?
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
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Hope he'll be O.K. Corral.
Easy, Rider.
"This summer's spate of celebrity deaths could have given poet Jim Carroll several new verses for his 1980 hit 'People Who Died.' Problem is, he just joined them!"
Why are there people like Balk? Why is there so much trouble in the world?
Bitches! With your judgey cigar-smoking-will-kill-you-celebrity photo!
What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans? That he had wisdom? Bullshit man!
"The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense."
Don't look at me!
That one where Jodie Foster is naked has never seemed more relevant.
DADDY WANTS TO FUCK
Poor Frank Booth, wanting for ether, having to settle for oxygen.
Now it's dark
Poor Shooter. Saw it comin' back in 1986.
How would you feel if Dennis Hopper raped your 13 year old's chocolate starfish? Huh?
ANSWER ME NOW FUCKO!