Everyone's talking about the giant Indonesian baby, but no one is giving a thought to the regular-sized baby they posed next to him to provide scale. What is that baby thinking? Is he afraid? Does he feel inadequate? Is he worried that he's a disappointment to his parents, being what he must presume to be undersized in the very competitive field of babydom? He's just a baby, he doesn't know any better! I hope his folks do a good job of making him feel like he's special all on his own, even if he isn't the Monster Baby. He's a regular baby, and that's fine too.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
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It appears that the Giant Baby is already smelling himself.
He's taking solace in the fact that the severe gestational diabetes that produced Humungo in all tragic likelihood also made him... derrrr... like.. kinda' sssloooooowwwww.
so gay.
The Giant Indonesian Monster Babies never lived up to the promise of that first EP.
Ha!
Ha HA!
The weird thing is that could totally be a picture of the world's tiniest baby, too.
You actually just opened my mind. Seriously. I had never thought that but you are COMPLETELY RIGHT.
I need that to be an A&E show NOW.
We need a cat next them-for scale.
It would be the dumbest scandal ever: WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO WORLD'S SMALLEST BABY TRICKS MEDIA INTO THINKING A DIFFERENT BABY IS THE WORLD'S LARGEST BABY
AND THEN THE GIANT BABY ATE THE LITTLE ONE.
"He's got strong appetite, every minute, it's almost non-stop feeding," he said.
My aching ovaries tell me that the baby on the left is a girl (see the little white dot on her head? I think it's one of those tiny bows that they attach to a baby's head with a glop of KY jelly to prove it's a girl).
She kinda has the generic newborn look that says "I'd like to go back into the womb now. Thanks"
Why didn't they C-section that kid out earlier, is what I want to know.
And why are they lying on a wrestling mat in a doorway?
Ask Vince Mcmahon
I like how Big Baby has broken free of the swaddle-shackles. I imagine him beating his chest King Kong steez.
Too much yeast.
I thought it was teeth.
Crying out for a caption contest. I'll start -
Hannity and Colmes: The Early Years
It'sarong to make fun of this kid.
ha... groan....
Baby's 1st lesson: "The squeaky wheel..."
baby normal size is just fine. look at the expression on his face. he's like "yeah, that guy? so overdramatic. whatever, i tolerate him".
also, baby normal size's mother isn't a burning mass of resentment, so that helps too.
Small baby is cutest baby ever.