Aquatarians Repent! Kurt Cobain Proved Wrong! by Dave Bry September 18, 2009 Whelp, there goes a nice moral rationalization for eating eating seafood. Turns out goldfish recognize and remember pain and dead salmon recognize human facial expressions. (WHAT.) You kinda always suspected, right? I mean, the way lobsters scream when you stab them. facebook twitter google+ pinterest email Dave Bry lives in New York with his wife and kid. His is the author of Public Apology. Read more by Dave Bry on The Awl Expect4DogPicklesPharmacy DOH Fish It's Science! killing lobsters nirvana pain Culture (and TV) Haiku Salut, "Bleak and Beautiful (All Things)" just drink soda "Good" Coffee Shops in New York City the podcast The Awl Podcast: Laura Olin Culture (and TV) The Ring Tone Variations maritime law more or less So You Want to Write a Shipwreck Song surreal estate The Ungentrifiers Culture (and TV) Miguel, "...goingtohell" Culture (and TV) 2 8 1 4, "Huīfù"