Tiny Facebook demon-beast Alexa Chung, hired to host MTV's daily "Twitter with Tweens" segment, will soon be gone from our country, as they have got to get her off the airwaves. Now here is an example of the kind of hate that Alexa inspires back in her home country of "England," in an astounding example of literary mountain-molehilling that our British friends do so well. It is an entire piece of old-school gossip column writing about how Anna Wintour gave Alexa Chung a dirty look at a fashion show. Read it and believe in narrative again! Here is just one sentence that should warm your heart: "Coming eyeball to eyeball on the coveted front row, the ice maiden paraded her disdain like a supermodel parading an autumn/winter '09 collection." How wonderful!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
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"She tried glaring at them in the hope they'd shut up but when they started hugging, Anna really lost it." Amazing. Despise Alexa Chung. She's obviously a terrible, terrible person. As evidenced by multiple hangings out with Pixie fucking Geldof.
Gormy, that writing! It's so descriptive! (And nearly as fetid as the loaf MoDo pinched out in the NY Times today. Perhaps Dowd's moonlighing for the Mirror. She's certainly not spending it crafting her "columns.")