In a certifiably tragic event, Jessica Simpson’s dog was abducted by a prairie jackal. “My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes,” she writes. “HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!” So the comment below this picture which reads “I have spotted the dog in a box marked ‘ACME’ being chased by a Roadrunner,” is at best unhelpful and at worst inaccurate: The roadrunner never chased the coyote, it was the other way around. For shame, people.