Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Welcome Back, Squeaky!

Lynette Fromme is getting out of prison in the next few days! (She produced an unloaded gun and pulled the trigger while pointing it in the vicinity of a U.S. President, before you were born.) We have so much to teach her about life here on the outside about the last 30 years. Man, she is going to crap her pants when she sees an iPhone. (Or, you know, a sandwich that isn't bologna.)

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It wasn't unloaded. There was just no bullet in the chamber, so it wouldn't have fired without being cocked.

HiredGoons (#603)

Her brother Ethan had no comment.

cherrispryte (#444)

Were it not for Stephen Sondheim, I would not know who this person is.

slinkimalinki (#182)

i'm never quite sure whether lynette or "squeaky" is the worse name to be saddled with.

El Matardillo (#586)

No, Choire, before you were born.

slinkimalinki (#182)

one year after i was born.

HiredGoons (#603)

I think everyone who did something fucked up, stupid, or naive in The Sixties should get a do-over.

zidaane (#373)

"After about the tenth time she got up to change the channel I stopped laughing and was starting to get annoyed".

Abe Sauer (#148)

WTF, No Sara Jane Moore Love? At least she got a shot off on Gerry.

HiredGoons (#603)

I can hear William F. Buckley spinning in his grave.

shaunr (#726)

No, that's Gore Vidal dancing on it.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Charlie don't surf the Web.

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