A denial-of-service attack shut down popular microblogging site Twitter this morning, depriving users of important wisdom like the life lesson above. Twitter seems to be working intermittently as of now; hopefully they'll get things completely fixed as soon as possible, because otherwise you're not gonna know just how hot I am. Unless, I guess, I blog about it. Which is looking more and more likely. Sigh, this day.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
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This was not a DOSA. It was caused by #thinkingofanumberthursday
But how will Michael Ian Black mercilessly mock my petty bourgeois values and my non-Brooklyn-living disability?
Oh wait, who actually gives a fuck?
sigh, these times.
Blogging about Twitter.
(*head 'splodes)
Even better, as The Times reminds us, is taking a gigantic carp.
I thought a Pfro or Pee-fro was when I got too drunk and mistook my urine for hair product.
That remarkable observation you quoted - about a good crap being hotter than sex - was written on a men's room wall in the Cross Campus Library at Yale sometime around 1973. Twitter has made such wisdom available instantly and around the world!