Tips For Aspiring Juggalos

Perhaps you’ve seen this video promoting the 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos? Starting tomorrow and lasting all the way through the weekend, this celebration by and for fans of the Insane Clown Posse is sure to delight all members of the Juggalo Tribe! Years from now, children will be told the oft-recounted tale of how Grandma and Grandpa met behind the Porta-Potty during that fateful summer in Illinois. (Then they will hear about how Grandpa died in a makeshift meth lab explosion.) Still, it’s not all fun, games, and meth at the Gathering. Every Juggalo, novitiate or veteran, knows that one must keep one’s wits about him or her (particularly her) at all times. Fortunately, here’s a survival guide for those of you who might be in attendance. If you’re going, text me! Or just swing by the Rape Room, I’m usually hanging around out front.