Here's another hardy perennial: American currency is covered in cocaine! Still! If I worked in the drinking straw industry I would see this as both a challenge and an opportunity. You know, like the news media and grant-hungry scientists do.
Monday, August 17, 2009
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In related news, 89% percent of US currency has also come into contact with coked-out stripper taint.
That certainly puts a stop to any lick tests one might contemplate...
"several thousand times smaller than a grain of sand..." i bet there is also nuclear residue on 98% of bills. i bet there are even molecules on these bills that are also found in AIDS!
fearmongering media FAIL.
What about my new rap album?
"With cocaine on my money and my money on cocaine."
I would be more worried about the pharmaceuticals in my drinking water, frankly.
Cocaine is a hint that the economy is on an upswing! Wheee!
Might it not also be that cocaine is a hint that the criminal underworld/money laundering/coke dealing element doesn't take a day off, bad economy or not?
Just sayin'...