Russian soccer fans traveling to Wales in September for a World Cup qualifying match have been urged to drink whiskey to help avoid Swine Flu infection. I had no idea I'd been taking preventative measures against the virus all this time!
Monday, August 3, 2009
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Beware of this vaccine;side effects include genital soreness.
I'll be gentle next time.
In addition, Russian citizens have been advised to drink vodka in the morning to avoid the crushing reality of life.
What will Thunderbird protect me against?