"The plot of this film: Tucker Max and two of his bros go to a bachelor party, meeting various cum sluts along the way. Whore bitches can't get enough of Tucker Max's bad boy personality, which is probably why so many of these twats want him inside of their vaginas. Tucker fucks a midget stripper and the world loves him for it, the end."
If Pauline Kael weren't already dead, this review would kill her. With envy.
Filmed on location in his MaxiPad.
Is that a review of the new movie "I Enjoy Alcohol"?
Alex Balk promoting Gawker?
Isn't that a little like Peter Gabriel promoting Phil Collins-era Genesis?
Eat it, Sarris.
That was awesome. I hate Tucker Max so much.
This was my favorite part:
"Imagine someone you know who is an asshole. Now imagine that person being able to write and produce a movie about themselves, and how awesome they are. There you have it."
I can imagine this movie starring any of a dozen douchebags I went to college with.